What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

bunnyfood:

CHEESE

This looks like my other baby Benny!

bunnyfood:

CHEESE

This looks like my other baby Benny!

(Source: zillahletty)

Taking applications for cuddle buddies, Someeeeone send an ask and cuddle me pweaseeee(:

thesexlastedlonger:

peas and carrots?

mashed potatoes and corn?

My tattoo. RIP babyboy. You are still missed. Every. Single. Day.

My tattoo. RIP babyboy. You are still missed. Every. Single. Day.

You make me smile.

You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

You make the sun shine brighter.

You make the my day better.

YOU ARE AWESOME.

I threw up a little knowing I just wrote this. :)

I EAT THE PUSSY ANYONE WANT MY PUSSY FOR BREAKFEST I WANT SOMEONE TO SHIT ON MY CHEST ME AND MY FRIEND MOLLY CATE ARE PRATICEING @ GIRLS AND ONE CUP O I LOVE THE SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND GOD DAME IT I LOVE THE PUSSY I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN GETTING FUCK IN THE ASS BY MY DADDY

—(via shesawhooty)

Cats…

have OBVIOUSLY taken over the internet…

and now they have taken over my LIFE…

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY